In Dorsetshire we’ve got it all
The landscape and attractions
For adults to children small
We have the best distractions
Our little lanes and scenic views
Are the best beyond reproach
But satnavs driving time it skews
When you’re stuck behind a coach
Factor in the Tractor
If you’re on the road, on your way
Factor in the Tractor
Because we don’t have motorway
If you live life at the speed of light
Then Dorset’s not for you
But if you feel our pace is right
Then here’s what you should do
Factor in the Tractor
If you’re on the road, on your way
Factor in the Tractor
Because we don’t have motorway
– Peter Roe, 2017