The campaign Movember is an annual event involving the growing of moustaches during the month of November to raise awareness of men’s health issues, such as prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and men’s suicide. You can donate HERE.
At last Friday’s Open Mic night in the White Lion, resident poet, Peter Roe recited his poem ‘Folliculaphillia‘ to much merriment and mirth…
Folliculaphillia
Last year in Mow-Vember my partner for a jokeā¦
Said grow a moustache like that Wolverine bloke
I said to my girl āmy dear wonāt that tickle ya?ā
She said āI donāt mind, I have Folliculaphilliaā¦ā
Folliculaphilliaā¦ if you should care
It means sheās a woman and she likes facial hair
But a Wolverines ātache canāt be grown in just one day
So I tried different styles as it grew on the way
I tried a Chaplin, a Chevron and a Painterās Brush
A Kaiser, a Dali, a Lampshade and a Walrus
A Fu Manchu, Frank Zappa and Asterix The Gaul
An Albert Einstein, a Hugoā¦ I tried them all
In films, cartoons and games ātaches steal the show
Captain Haddock, Captain Hook, Luigi and Mario
For some men though proper lip rugs are a mystery
Because they are suffering from mustachular dystrophy
But the Wolverines sideburns, these bits on the sideā¦
Wouldnāt grow on my cheeks, believe me I triedā¦
and I think itās too late for these muscles to growā¦
and just look at my fingers my nails hardly show!
So a cautionary tale to all of you folks out thereā¦
you canāt become The Wolverine by just growing facial hair
And the reason for thisā¦ I think that I foundā¦
Is that Man Makes Moustache not the other way round!
– Peter Roe
Well done to all those who grew moustaches this month!
(And for those who don’t know him… Hugo’s moustache is all year round š )
Movember first started in Melbourne, Australia in 2003 when two friends (Travis Garone and Luke Slattery) talked 30 ofĀ their friends into growing a āMoā (moustache). They had been inspired by a friendās mother who was fundraising for breast cancer, they decided to make the campaign about menās health and prostate cancer and then including men’s mental health and suicide prevention.
Since 2003, Movember has funded more than 1,250 menās health projects around the world, challenging the status quo, shaking up menās health research and transforming the way health services reach and support men. You can donate HERE.
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